I used to love Oysters.
AND, Mussels.
And, PEPPERS of every kind.
I remember being younger, wondering . . .
why do old(er) people always carry a stash of Tums?
why do old(er) people always carry a stash of Tums?
“Need a Tums?” one would ask, as if offering up a treat.
“Sure!” one would say.
“Pass one my way,” would say another.
Recently, I went to the beach with my
partner/love interest/boyfriend.
partner/love interest/boyfriend.
[Sidebar: My next
story should be “what to call your mate when you’re over forty”.]
We treated ourselves to some oysters.
Mmmmmm, with just a dash of horseradish.
And, of course, a nice cold beer to wash them down.
Mmmmmm, with just a dash of horseradish.
And, of course, a nice cold beer to wash them down.
Not long after, however, I had this uncomfortable feeling in my
stomach.
Uncomfortable in a knotted up, twisted up, menstrual cramps (except, not), sort
of way.
We stopped at a gas (station) for some Zantec.
Fortunately, that seemed to relieve the discomfort.
I haven’t had oysters, since.
On a separate beach trip, with my girlfriend . . .
[a girlfriend is a girlfriend, at any age]
[a girlfriend is a girlfriend, at any age]
we ordered some mussels (not to be confused with muscles).
And, of course, a nice cold beer to wash them down.
And, of course, a nice cold beer to wash them down.
They were delicious.
But, similar to the experience with the oysters,
my stomach started to turn before I was even able to finish my meal.
my stomach started to turn before I was even able to finish my meal.
This time, I went home and took a Tagamet.
I haven’t had mussels, since.
Maybe I’m developing an allergy to shellfish, I
thought.
But, then there were the peppers.
I was not convinced the first time (and probably in denial),
but it was after the experience with my favorite Greek salad,
topped with juicy, grilled chicken,
and sprinkled with feta cheese . . .
[Sigh]
that I knew.
loaded with Kalamata olives, pickled turnips, diced cucumbers,
GREEN AND BANANA PEPPERS;topped with juicy, grilled chicken,
and sprinkled with feta cheese . . .
[Sigh]
that I knew.
So, good-bye, peppers.
Farewell, oysters, and mussels, too.
How I will miss you.
Farewell, oysters, and mussels, too.
How I will miss you.
I guess I AM getting old(er).
Tums, anyone???
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