Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Question of the Day

Just when DID my ass start following me???


  1. As(s) your personal trainer and nutrition consultant I am going to guess a while (baby got) back your ass began to follow you....butt, i think that you just noticed! LOL! Can we take care of it? "Yes, we can" (can is a play on words, too....butt, can't figure out how to show that one!)

  2. Well, I think everyone has one following them, unless they are walking backwards then their ass would be leading them....

    Most of us lead a life at, at least "the speed of light" (299,792.458 km/s)which is the same as Warp Factor 1. But as you all know our life is more like Warp Factor 4, which is which is 102 times the speed of light.

    Well, just remember if we continue leading this life at this speed, even though your ass is following you, the image of it can't catch up, so we don't have to think about it.