Post-Tonsillectomy Party Update - BYOP

Due to the "polar vortex" . . .  

I can now say WITH CONFIDENCE
that the beers (in the cooler)
   are "ice-cold".

In fact, the cooler, itself, is FROZEN SOLID.  

Please bring your own ice pick (BYOP).

And, no worries . . .  

There are still plenty of
POPSICLES and Italian Ice
   in the freezer.

There is still plenty of
JELLO and PUDDING
   in the fridge.

You won't need an ice pick for those,
   though the little foil covers
on the JELLO and PUDDING cups can be tricky ;-)  

http://monkeypickles.com/2014/01/27/post-tonsillectomy-party-update-byop/