My jeans and my skin care products.
That's all I need.
I can deal with losing anything else (non-living, materialistic items)
but, when I can no longer find my jeans,
and if, heaven forbid, they should stop making my skin care products
I JUST MIGHT DIE.
Okay, maybe I won't . . . DIE.
But, for sure, I will be OUT OF SORTS.
COMPLETELY.
Well, I can no longer find my favorite jeans.
Years ago (once upon a time), a company made the most BRILLIANT jeans.
They camouflaged all of my flaws,
leading the world to believe that I had long, slender, beautiful legs.
Not to mention, they complimented my ass(ets).
Friends would ask me,
"Where do you get your jeans?"
Weeks later, they would thank me, declaring,
"These jeans have changed my life!"
BUT(T), they are no longer.
Victims of "fashion pressure", they caved in, they gave up . . . they conformed.
They CHANGED their jeans, giving them names like "SKINNY" and "TAPERED" -
names that I had always tried to avoid.
They felt tighter around my thighs, made my legs look shorter,
and, most certainly, did NOT compliment my ass(ets).
So . . .
Sadly, I am now in search of a new pair of jeans.
Maybe not "life or death",
but definitely "blog worthy".
That's all I need.
I can deal with losing anything else (non-living, materialistic items)
but, when I can no longer find my jeans,
and if, heaven forbid, they should stop making my skin care products
I JUST MIGHT DIE.
But, for sure, I will be OUT OF SORTS.
COMPLETELY.
Well, I can no longer find my favorite jeans.
Years ago (once upon a time), a company made the most BRILLIANT jeans.
They camouflaged all of my flaws,
leading the world to believe that I had long, slender, beautiful legs.
Not to mention, they complimented my ass(ets).
Friends would ask me,
"Where do you get your jeans?"
Weeks later, they would thank me, declaring,
"These jeans have changed my life!"
BUT(T), they are no longer.
Victims of "fashion pressure", they caved in, they gave up . . . they conformed.
They CHANGED their jeans, giving them names like "SKINNY" and "TAPERED" -
names that I had always tried to avoid.
They felt tighter around my thighs, made my legs look shorter,
and, most certainly, did NOT compliment my ass(ets).
So . . .
Sadly, I am now in search of a new pair of jeans.
Maybe not "life or death",
but definitely "blog worthy".
I'm with you. I'm living on a desperate mission to find jeans that fit me. I've had amazing, wonderful, jeans previously in my lifetime, but it's been a long time since I've felt comfortable in a pair of jeans. My mom always warned me not to buy clothes out of a catalogue, but it just might come to that.
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