One kid is at college, one is on a school trip, and the other is at the beach.
It is just ME and the DOG.
So, who do I BLAME (besides the dog)???
Top 10 (plus 2) "Things I Cannot Blame on the Kids":
12) WHO moved my KEYS? I put them RIGHT THERE. WHO MOVED them?
11) Dishwasher needs emptying. Whose turn is it?
10) And, whose turn is it to take out the trash?
9) WHO USED THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER??!!
8) Who left the light on?
7) Who . . . FARTED?
6) Would somebody please let the dog out? If only he had hands . .
5) WHO FORGOT TO FLUSH??
4) WHO MADE THIS MESS??!!
3) WHO LEFT THE TV ON?
2) WHO IS LICKING MY TOES? Oh, wait. I guess that WOULD be the dog.
And, the Number 1 "Thing I Cannot Blame on the Kids":
WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING ME??!!