Friday, January 20, 2012

Milk, Bread, and T.P., Too

( To the tune of "It's Raining, It's Pouring" ) 

It’s SNOW-ing, it’s SNOW-ing,

The OLD man is GOing

     TO the store for MILK and bread
     And T.P., too ( to USE the head),
     Slipped ON some ice and BUMPED his head,
     And WENT inside and WENT to bed,
     Woke UP and it was ALL mel-ted,
     But, at LEAST he has his MILK and bread,
     And T.P., too ( to use the head ), 
     Cuz if he DIDN'T then he MIGHT be dead . . . . . .


ALL because it’s SNOW-ing.    

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