( To the tune of "It's Raining, It's Pouring" )
It’s SNOW-ing, it’s SNOW-ing,
The OLD man is GOing
TO the store for MILK and bread
And T.P., too ( to USE the head),
Slipped ON some ice and BUMPED his head,
And WENT inside and WENT to bed,
Woke UP and it was ALL mel-ted,
But, at LEAST he has his MILK and bread,
And T.P., too ( to use the head ),
Cuz if he DIDN'T then he MIGHT be dead . . . . . .
( BIG BREATH )
ALL because it’s SNOW-ing.