Milk, Bread, and T.P., Too

( To the tune of "It's Raining, It's Pouring" ) 

It’s SNOW-ing, it’s SNOW-ing,

The OLD man is GOing

     TO the store for MILK and bread

     And T.P., too ( to USE the head),

     Slipped ON some ice and BUMPED his head,

     And WENT inside and WENT to bed,

     Woke UP and it was ALL mel-ted,

     But, at LEAST he has his MILK and bread,

     And T.P., too ( to use the head ), 

     Cuz if he DIDN'T then he MIGHT be dead . . . . . .

( BIG BREATH ) 

ALL because it’s SNOW-ing.