Tuesday, November 26, 2013

RELEASE THE TURKEY (Haikus) !


Let there be turkey!
Potatoes, and pie; stuffing,
gravy - piled on high.


Gather round those you
love, or at the very least,
those who will feed you. 

Thanksgiving? I thought
we skipped it ; went straight from Hal-
loween to Christmas.  


WHO NEEDS CRANBERRIES?
Never liked those.  And they don’t
go well  with gravy.


Light the candles! Pour
the wine.  The turkey’s still fro-
zen.  Who wants more wine?


And, Grandpa will eat
his meal, sit down in his chair, 
unbutton his pants. 


Let us be thankful . . . 
for this meal and, also, for
elastic waistbands. 


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